Life! I tried to comit suicide when I was about 15 - I was very thankfully stopped from doing so by my sisters boyfrind. I locked everyone in the house, took the keys with me and tied myslef up in the tree in our back garden. He jumped out of a window and climbed the tree behind me. Got there about 3 seconds before I jumped and talked me down. I've never been so grateful (in hindsight) in my life, as I now have a degree and a good job!
Other, slightly less
gifts:
A wedding present:
and, of course, the wife that came with it... .