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K-Wise · 09-04-2003, 05:11 PM

So this blond is livin in the city and she decides she needs a change a pace. She's been discriminated all her life simply because of her hair regardless of her position of power at the firm she works for and regardless of the many degrees she's earned over the years she is still just another dumb blond. She decides she's gonna change her life around so she dyes her hair brown and decides she's gonna move out to the country and start a ranch or a farm of some sort. She figures....hey....a cow would be a good investment on this venture so she goes looking around and finally she finds a cattle range. So she rents a little cattle trailer and decides to pay them a visit. She waltzes up over to the door very business-woman like and knocks on the door. A man answers and asks her whats her business. She replies with...."Well mister if I can guess just how many cows you have here on this ranch without actually going over and looking at them would you let me have my pick of whichever one I wanted?" Doubtful he gives a little smirk and says "Sure...why not?" So she proceeds to break out her calculator and enters equation after equation and finally comes up with an estimate. The number was exactly right. Slightly vexed by the whole ordeal the man simply responds with "Well why don't ya just go back there and get it yourself? And don't forget to lock up the gate when you're done." So she fetches her cow and goes on her marry way. So she's in her apartment packing a few weeks later when she gets a knock at the door. She opens it up and there stands the cattle rancher. He says "Miss I have been looking for you everywhere! Now....If I can guess what color your hair really is will you give me back my dog?!"

Why don't blonds make chocolate chip cookies? It takes too long to peel the M&M's.

Asta!!

09-04-2003, 05:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	So this blond is livin in the city and she decides she needs a change a pace. She's been discriminated all her life simply because of her hair regardless of her position of power at the firm she works for and regardless of the many degrees she's earned over the years she is still just another dumb blond. She decides she's gonna change her life around so she dyes her hair brown and decides she's gonna move out to the country and start a ranch or a farm of some sort. She figures....hey....a cow would be a good investment on this venture so she goes looking around and finally she finds a cattle range. So she rents a little cattle trailer and decides to pay them a visit. She waltzes up over to the door very business-woman like and knocks on the door. A man answers and asks her whats her business. She replies with...."Well mister if I can guess just how many cows you have here on this ranch without actually going over and looking at them would you let me have my pick of whichever one I wanted?" Doubtful he gives a little smirk and says "Sure...why not?" So she proceeds to break out her calculator and enters equation after equation and finally comes up with an estimate. The number was exactly right. Slightly vexed by the whole ordeal the man simply responds with "Well why don't ya just go back there and get it yourself? And don't forget to lock up the gate when you're done." So she fetches her cow and goes on her marry way. So she's in her apartment packing a few weeks later when she gets a knock at the door. She opens it up and there stands the cattle rancher. He says "Miss I have been looking for you everywhere! Now....If I can guess what color your hair really is will you give me back my dog?!" Why don't blonds make chocolate chip cookies? It takes too long to peel the M&M's. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!