Damn ... here's a few more !
My Dick is so big; the foreskin can be used as a circus tent
My Dick is so big; McDonalds is making it a sandwich, the McMydick.
My Dick is so Big; that when it's Eastern Standard time at the tip, its central in my balls
My Dick is so big; it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear
My Dick is so big; it has an elbow
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