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You should order her a plate of nachos. But you know the guy in the kitchen who makes the nachos, so you have him slip the ring in the nachos.
Then she take a big ol' bite of her nachos, and she goes "FUCK! I just cut my lip on something!" and cheese is like spewing out of her mouth.
Then you go, "I love you! Let's get married! Please don't swallow the ring! Here, spit that mouthful of chewed-up nachos into my hand!"
Then you slip the ring that's covered in cheese goop and cheese chunks right on her finger. Make sure to not clean it off, that'll ruin everything.
What a merry time!
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