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Old 04-25-2003, 12:22 AM   #17 (permalink)
Antagony
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Location: ...between Christ and Belial.
If he wants to pick up "club girls" I'm sure you could just go get him a hooker. Same difference, except hookers tend to carry fewer STD's.

Seriously though, maybe he should just try and wait for the ladies to come to him. Then after he's approached, he should bust out a single compliment. And "Hey, nice boobs" should be avoided.
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