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Phaenx · 04-25-2003, 12:03 AM

My brother found some interesting things in my temporary folders file once (porn). That was embarrassing, though I'm actually more ashamed I didn't hide it better rather then I got caught with porn, which in all honesty if someones going to grill you about you can easily point out they're likely being a hypocrite. Luckily my brother isn't.

Have I ever been caught humping chicks or punishing my schlong like a prisoner of war? Not to my knowledge has anyone -seen- me doing it, I have locks you see, wonderful devices. No, it's when someone knocks on the door and goes "Hey, I need my something or other." and you're right in the middle of doing it, and you know you can't open the door because it smells like ass in there, so you pull a gem of a lie out of your ass like this: "You can't, I'm...changing." I felt this was a particularly bad lie as I don't change my clothes more then once a day, maybe once every two days, as long as you don't feel or smell like a hobo you're golden. I'm sure they knew, I was just having a hard time caring too much.

04-25-2003, 12:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	My brother found some interesting things in my temporary folders file once (porn). That was embarrassing, though I'm actually more ashamed I didn't hide it better rather then I got caught with porn, which in all honesty if someones going to grill you about you can easily point out they're likely being a hypocrite. Luckily my brother isn't. Have I ever been caught humping chicks or punishing my schlong like a prisoner of war? Not to my knowledge has anyone -seen- me doing it, I have locks you see, wonderful devices. No, it's when someone knocks on the door and goes "Hey, I need my something or other." and you're right in the middle of doing it, and you know you can't open the door because it smells like ass in there, so you pull a gem of a lie out of your ass like this: "You can't, I'm...changing." I felt this was a particularly bad lie as I don't change my clothes more then once a day, maybe once every two days, as long as you don't feel or smell like a hobo you're golden. I'm sure they knew, I was just having a hard time caring too much. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy Last edited by Phaenx; 04-25-2003 at 12:06 AM..