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Your breath is so bad that eating a shit sandwich would be an improvement.
I don't know if Guinness has a record for the longest time sucking a flaccid cock,honey!
Don't think of your leg's as tree trunks,think of them as anchors.
I'm more worried about falling asleep than cumming in your mouth.
Go ahead and eat another bucket of dirty bird.The extra 20 pounds won't even be a pimple on your ass.
Of course my dick tastes like shit.Do you think I just pulled it out of a jelly donut?
Be thankful I'm pulling your ears and not your hair.
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