Well.... time for me to be made fun of.... like in real life!!!
When I was about eight years old & playing baseball in my backyard with my two sisters and one of their friends. I was pissed because I wanted to be up at bat (this is what they tell me, I honestly don't remember about 2 hours of my life
). I was then "catcher," but I got too close to the one at bat. Well just to explain something, she was on a softball team, she always was one the best homerun hitters on the whole softball LEAGUE... I got caught in the over swing.
LUCKY ME!!!!
So I was knocked out cold, and awoke some time later on my father's lap. I couldn't feel a damn thing, but I could hear jumbled noises.. and boy could I see! I saw blue washclothes coming in... onto my head above my eyes.. and red/purple ones leaving.. every coupla seconds... Quick trip to redi-med and I got me 7 stitches (or was it 8?).. Either way they were sky blue.
Oh and I couldn't play dodgeball at all that week. I was imfamous in elementary school for dodgeball.. no one could hit me!
About a week before that.. hehehe. During recess, us guys had a thing for makin' the girls chase us (all in good fun, mind you). Well they were chasing me as my shoe inconveniently flipped off my foot, flew infront of me, and perfectly landed RIGHT where I was about to step. Did I mention yet that I was running at top speed? My own shoe tripped me as i dove head first into the asphault... That hurt like a bitch. Left a nice scab right on my forhead for a long time.
I've scabbed up both of my knees.. ALL OF my knees.. at the same time. Running home from school, which was 2 blocks away, as I tripped on the curb. You see the sidewalk sank into the curb, so that the curb was nastier than any tree root sticking out the soil.... as after i tripped, my knees slid across the cement... Try walking after your knees scab up in the "bent" position... holy mother.....
how are those?
[edit] Yes, the bat was aluminum [edit]