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I'd have to wait until I had a mortal enemy, then I'd bone his mom right around the time he was conceived. That way, sometime in the future, when he's at the pinnacle of his life and gloating at me I can respond:
"Yeah, but I boned your mom right around the time you were conceived. You make me proud... son."
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.
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