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I have no qualms about eating most things... but there are a few that I avoid like the plague.
- Fast food junk, for obvious reasons, including chips, popcorn, etc.
- Meat dishes where I can tell what part of the animal that was. I am a bloodthirsty carnivore, and will gleefully devour helpless baby animals while they are still warm from their mother's womb, but only as long as that piece I am chewing is not a brain, liver, kidney, heart, eye, tongue, testicle, or intestine. Any recognizible part of the anatomy makes me wanna puke.
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You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance
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