Sometimes we see things that are so surreal that we can't get the images out of our head.
Last night, I had one of those experiences.
Imagine:
A one-legged drag queen with an eerily large head performing a Dolly Parton cover of "Stairway to Heaven". She's had too much to drink and during the performance, she's hopping around the stage (she didn't have a prosthesis). As she's hopping, her fake boobies fall out of her low-cut shirt onto the stage. As she leans over to pick one up, she loses her balance and falls off the stage. Being drunk, she hops back up and continues her drunken fit, falling over constantly as she forgets the words to the song. However, she sticks it out and finishes the number, holding her fake boobies in one hand and a cigarette in the other as she hops around furiously trying to maintain her balance.
I kept thinking I was seeing a live performance of a John Waters film.
What's the most bizarre or surreal thing you've ever witnessed?