i never got caught by my parents but now that i live on my own i sometimes leaves remnants of sexual experiences laying around.
She has come to visit me on short notice and i have later noticed that a vibrator was out in the open, some batteries and a naughty board game. My mom never said anything but that is a good thing. Pretty embarrassing though... she must think her son is a pornstar or at the very least a pervert.
but i really am a porn star and i cant believe i have kept it from her for so long......err...wait.....no, im just a pervert!
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