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scansinboy · 08-30-2003, 06:01 PM

This is a joke to tell to two or more people to embarrass one of them in particular:

Did you know that advanced scientific studies have found that out of all the orgasms that occur in the world, every one can be categorized into one of the four basic kinds of orgasm.

First, there's the Negative Orgasm;
Oh no! Oh No, Oh Noooooooooo!

Next is the Positive orgasm;
Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

Third is the Religous Orgasm;
Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!

And finally, The Fake Orgasm;
Oh Joe, Oh JOE!!!!

Obviously substitute the marks name where appropriate.
(With apologies to anyone named Joe)

08-30-2003, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	4 kinds of orgasms This is a joke to tell to two or more people to embarrass one of them in particular: Did you know that advanced scientific studies have found that out of all the orgasms that occur in the world, every one can be categorized into one of the four basic kinds of orgasm. First, there's the Negative Orgasm; Oh no! Oh No, Oh Noooooooooo! Next is the Positive orgasm; Oh yes, Oh YES, OH YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Third is the Religous Orgasm; Oh God, Oh GOD, OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!! And finally, The Fake Orgasm; Oh Joe, Oh JOE!!!! Obviously substitute the marks name where appropriate. (With apologies to anyone named Joe) __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!