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Old 08-30-2003, 10:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
Rodney
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Re: dumbest person i ever met

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Originally posted by biljan
This is not a joke, although its pretty funny and irratating as all hell. I go to the market first thing this morning for a few things and when i get out to my car, no keys. There they are hanging in the ignition glistening in the morning sun. Now im in a bad mood. I call AAA. This oaf climbs out of a tow truck that could pull up the titanic, carrying a bag that reads door kit, walks up to me and says" KEYS INSIDE?" My first thought was no ya dip shit i just wanted to see if you could open it, i was bored and i wanted to put you to the challenge. I calmly said "yes". His next question went like this..."Do you have another set of keys?" Wow, I had to bit my lip, "not with me.".....On my way home i couldnt help but think OMG what if this guy breeds? I'm done venting.
Ummmm..... as stupid as you might think he is, he might be judging how stupid (I don't actually like that word) _you_ are. For example, a lot of people carry spare keys on the car chassis, either wired to it or in a magnetic box. People have been known to do this and then forget and call Triple A when they lock themselves out. This guy may not be a mental giant, but I'll bet he's seen it all.
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