This is not a joke, although its pretty funny and irratating as all hell. I go to the market first thing this morning for a few things and when i get out to my car, no keys. There they are hanging in the ignition glistening in the morning sun. Now im in a bad mood. I call AAA. This oaf climbs out of a tow truck that could pull up the titanic, carrying a bag that reads door kit, walks up to me and says" KEYS INSIDE?" My first thought was no ya dip shit i just wanted to see if you could open it, i was bored and i wanted to put you to the challenge. I calmly said "yes". His next question went like this..."Do you have another set of keys?" Wow, I had to bit my lip, "not with me.".....On my way home i couldnt help but think OMG what if this guy breeds? I'm done venting.
