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Joke of the Day - August 29
Q. Is this really your third marriage?
A. Sure is.
Q.What happened to your first two wives?
A. They died.
Q. How did your first wife die?
A. She ate some poisonous mushrooms.
Q. What about your second wife?
A. She died from a severe skull fracture.
Q. How did she get a skull fracture?
A. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
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