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this totally reminds me, my prom date's dad is this gigantic guy who owns like 10 guns and does NOT joke around, and who, thankfully for me, really, really likes having me around. a few years ago though, a guy came to pick up his daughter (my prom date) to go out, and her dad, being who he is, asks, "how far do you intend to try and get with my daughter?" the kid, being an utter imbecile (i actually know him), looks him straight in the eye and for some reason says "third base". her dad looks down at him, grins, then turns to his wife and asks her to go get his shotgun, he turn back to him, now stone-faced and says. "i'll give you five seconds". the kid looks at him incredulously and runs out. true story.
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Words of Wisdom:
If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.
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