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Gotta add this other one...
one of the times I got caught by the cops was at a mall parking lot. He was a jerk security gaurd who flooded my car with his spotlights and we had to get dressed while he watched with the lights on us. I was so pissed. Anyway, I worked at a cheesesteak place in the mall and about 2 weeks later this gaurd comes in and orders french fries from me! I considered spitting in them, but I figured it would be more fun playing with his mind. As I handed him the fries i said something like "aren't you the gaurd that caught me and my girlfriend in the parking lot?"
Then I handed him the fries with a big smile and said "Enjoy your fries!!"
The look on his face was priceless. He threw away the fries.
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For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly.
-Carlos Castaneda
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