Ahh Mac I think you know you're safe here with me...muah ha ha.
I think I'll just have to hunt down someone who hasn't come to play with us for a while.....ah ha....there he is, innocently lounging by the pool.
Minx slips out, saunters over and tags...Uncle Phil! Giggling and skipping away she slips back into the hot tub.
Ahhhh! Much better....