*laughing at skippy's yarn*
A friend of mine was in a pub in Nottingham, UK, when a lady of colour comes over to him, starts talking and making suggestive advances...
Now, having just come back from finland, where ladies are a lot more aggressive than pretty much anywhere else i've seen, he didn't think anything of this.
"It happens"
he told himself,
"I'm a lucky boy."
So off they went a short time after, after abot 50m the lass turns to my friend and tells him she just can't wait, she's got to go down on him right then and there.
So, she drags him into an alleyway just enough to be out of the streetlights, kneels down, takes out his member and starts to suck.
It's fantastic.
She's doing everything a bloke could dream of. sucking just right, no hands while sucking and wanking just right, deep throating occasionally, everything you could dream of for that variety of frenzied blowjob.
My friend is looking up at the stars, thanking each one of them for his good fortune.
He looks down.
"She" is wanking her own cock.
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She runs off.
He stands there for 5 minutes, unable to move, talk or do anything.
Goes home and showers for hours.
Calls me, tells me the tale, completely gutted.
I gutlaugh for hours.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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