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Heh, let me be honest here......
a) you arent top of his priorities, i.e. he might want to go out with his friends instead of calling you.
b) you once pissed him off by not returning a call, cancelling a date etc.
c) he met you when he was drunk, forgetting about his g/f or someone he was seeing
d) he's a little bit uncomfortable just calling you
e) he wants sex, you dont seem to be that person that will give it up
f) he's lost your number
g) he's actually gay
h) he wasnt gay when he met you, but since has met that special someone on his side of the fence.
i) you're dog ugly, and the only reason he said he'd call is because he felt sorry for you.
j) saying he'd call you is the only way he could finish conversation.
k) you come off as an insecure woman to him, and thus by not calling you straight away, he's making you want him more, and thus he will control you.
l) you missed the call
m) since meeting the guy, he's been deported back to cuba, and he cant scrape together the few cents to call you
n) he's actually a hermaphrodite, and he doesnt think you'd be down with that.
o) he's dumped you for an up and coming hollywood porn star
p) he's really insecure about his excessive body hair, and he's waiting for his next beautician appointment before calling you again.
q) he's joined a cult
r) he's lost your number
s) since meeting you he got knock over by a car, and when death took his form, he simple didnt remember you, tough shit you daddy aint rich... (meet joe black...)
t) he's perfectly satisfied with cocaine and hookers.
u) you're a hideously looking freak, and the guy never really existed, you picked up business card off of the sidewalk and make up elaborate stories of guys not calling, more commonly known as the "Which guy will lend me his shoulder, in exchange for head." trick.
v) The guy is simply an asshole, if he asks for you number again knee him in the groin.
w) perhaps the gentleman is a tad nervous, and has been aching to call you all week, but just hasnt yet plucked up the courage and puts down the phone everytime he's on the last digit.
x) Ask yourself this, DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO CALL? Men mean trouble, as do women. Stick to casual sex with friends and random strangers, dont complication your life with emotions.
y) Why do you care? He's just a man, there's about another 5 billion to choose from.
z) Generally us guys are fucking pricks. If we dont think sex or a really good relationship is the instant result of the first few dates, we'll stray away. Sometimes a girl needs to take charge, y'know. Why dont you make the call. Fuck it! About 2 mins of embarassment, for what could end up being hours/days/weeks/years/lifetimes of fun. Dont put it on us. We might say we'll call, but nervousness, fear, impatience, frustration make us forget, chicken out, or just not want to call anymore.
As with all guy and all gal's there's a certain proportion of assholes, you might have just got one. Call him and see what's up, then you'll know, that or forget about it... There's always someone new.
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