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Originally posted by wry1
You want tips for entering college freshmen?
Okay....here goes.
1.) Get them drunk. They get horny when they're drunk.
2.) Get them back to your place.
3.) Get them on film. It's nice to remember the action once you both sober up. Or YOU sober up - there's no guarantee that the freshman in question will stick around when she sobers up.
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If you do it that way, they won't come back to you.