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Coucher · 08-27-2003, 06:54 PM

Ok,...I got a bunch more. Most of these you probably DIDN'T want to know however.

Strange & Bizarre Facts

Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine.

The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.

Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.

If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out.

Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum.

The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 *metres* in length.

During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average personâEUR(tm)s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

On Average Women fart three times more than Men! (Smelly Bastards)

08-27-2003, 06:54 PM	#28 (permalink)
Coucher Tilted	Ok,...I got a bunch more. Most of these you probably DIDN'T want to know however. Strange & Bizarre Facts Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine. The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper. Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out. If your body's natural defenses failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out. Henry II was murdered by by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 metres up his rectum. The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 metres in length. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) An average personâEUR(tm)s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their faeces. On Average Women fart three times more than Men! (Smelly Bastards) __________________ I use to have a problem finishing things I started, but now I....