08-27-2003, 12:33 PM
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#49 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Troublebot
A story:
I'm in a bar, talking to this girl (and I'm not flirting. I can't flirt for shit) and her boyfriend comes over, talking smack. I try to calm him down, but some of his buddies are over at the pool table, goading him on.
I stand up, and this slightly shocked look comes over his face. I don't think he expected me to be so big. I only see one way out, so I take it. I say...
"Look man, I don't want to fight, but if you force me I just want you to know I'm going for your eyes first. Eyes, ears, nose and nuts. I'm gonna pick up one of these bottles and smash it in your face. You and your buddies may beat me up, but you're not walking out of here without damage."
He looked at me, grabbed his girl and walked away. I turned, walked out of the bar and checked for shit in my pants. 
Not telling this to show what a big man I am, only to show that you can get out of a fight. I firmly believe that things should be talked through. In your case AL9045, I think you can sucessfully avoid this guy completely. Any talk between you should be "yes," "no" and the time of day.
However, if you can't get out of a fight, then nothing is fair. Take them down quickly, hard, and with a minimum of violence.
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*Applauds*.
Well last year, I told him I'd kill him, and he started spazzing out, so maybe I did get some message across to him. |
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