You can always just wait behind a shrubbery with a baseball bat. Not, technically, a fight if he's only hit once and doesn't get a chance to hit back.
Or you could take the mature approach and just stay away from him (and stay out of jail, assault and battery sometimes leads to prison rape).
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Last edited by vermin; 08-26-2003 at 04:35 PM..
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