heh...the "kiss my ass" thing is true enough.
i'm a southern girl, born and bred. be literary and gentlemanly. don't be a jackass, basically...call her parents mr. and mrs. lastname--don't forget the sir and ma'am, either, or it might be them who stand in your way and not necessarily your girl-to-be. parent permission is a big deal with marriage down here...at least for my family. don't interupt conversations--that's a thing i notice more from northern people than from southerners...
give her little presents--not even things you have to spend money on...like a note on her windshield, or a magnolia bloom on her doorstep. southern girls melt for that shit.
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