08-26-2003, 08:36 AM
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Banned
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Originally posted by 2wolves
The R.adical I.ndependent P.olitical P.arty O.f F.reedom F.ighters!
Cornerstones:
1. Unless you can pass a literacy test, including mathematics, both written and oral you can't run for national office.
2. Secret Service protection ends the day you step down from power.
3. Budgets will be balanced or the Majority and Minority leaders get dropped off in Death Valley with a pint of water and no clothes, in July. Death Valley will be off limits to any other citizens during the month of July.
4. No contributions by individuals or groups of more than $500.00, viololations are eligible for the death penalty.
5. Re-instate the G.I. bill, with added benefits for anyone w/ a C.I.B..
6. Death penalty for convicted rapists.
7. Stop giving arms to every freakin looney who claims to be anti-commie or anti-Islam.
8. Corporation CEO/CFO, and CIO's convicted of fraud or misconduct in contracts with the federal government get flogged to death in prime time, on tv, with their extended families in attendance.
9. Bud will no longer be considered beer but a form of laxitive.
10. Private vehicles getting less than 29 mph will have a $18K surchage added to the price to be used directly in mocking them in public. Photographs of buyers will be televised.
11. Every legal driver will be issued a single shot paint ball gun with three colors of balls. Any vehicle displaying 7 hits by red ball will be automatically pulled and the car confiscated.
Lots more....
2Wolves
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Lol I like the sounds of this party! |
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