"SUPERVILLAIN seeks Bikini Girls for private lagoon. Must be current or former professional model, 18-24, with sexually risque name; promiscuity, seduction skills a plus; deadly in martial arts, small caliber handguns. Bikini will be supplied; please bring weapons to interview. No health, dental. Unsuccessful applicants will be fed to shark. Serious inquiries only. Apply at
www.villainsupply.com."
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