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Tonight's episode was fantastic; it has the greatest opening of any television episode in history.
Plus, the scene with Stewie interrigating Kermit the Frog is priceless.
"Look at me. Having sex with a pig. I've become my father!"
"Wow! Keanu Reaves! I don't usually gush, so you'll have to excuse me. When I was writing the lead character in my movie Coast Guard - that's what I am, a writer - naturally you were the first person I thought...there's a woodpecker on your head."
"Yeah, it comes and goes."
"I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson is here. He's in everything!"
(cut to Brian)
"Now Samuel, when you lay Jenna down by the fire, I want you to..."
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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