God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist prays to
Him.
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in
other words, we can now do what You did in the
beginning."
Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form
it into the likeness of you and breath life into it,
thus creating man. It's called cloning."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil into the shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
