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Old 08-25-2003, 02:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Leroy

Leroy is a 23 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel"......
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho who live in the apartment
undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, "You plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
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