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My decision to sit down can be easily explained by the simple laws of physics.
Since I am fairly tall, the potential energy (E = mgH) that my stream picks up from the fall is most likely significantly more than most of you. When you add that to the kinetic energy created by the process itself (Ek = 1/2 mV^2) you have quite a bit of pee energy hitting the bowl from quite a height.
The end result is splattering and spraying no matter what i do.
Since i live alone, and i HATE having to clean up what I KNOW is piss splattered all over the floor etc - i sit down.
Q.E.D.
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