Oh can I have a go at this childish crap:
1: Kerry looks French.
2: Why?
1: Um,...well, you see, Kerry was in Vietnam and so were the French. Therefore, he looks French.
2: Okay...suuure

. So what does Bush look like? He wasn't in Vietnam. Maybe Bush looks German. I mean, they were never in Vietnam. That seems logical
1: You're starting to look a little bit like Godwin.
2: Don't dish out what you can't take. Ever notice how Karl Rove looks a little bit like Elmer Fudd?