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Hey, how about Napoleon for size? Sure, he was defeated in the end, but he was spectacular for a while there.
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He was horrible. He takes down a few pathetic countries, then goes to Russia, a country that's bickering with itself and is in array. What should happen? Franch should win easily. What does happen? Russia kicks Napolean's ass across all of Europe.
Then there was their great defense in WWII. I mean, letting the enemy drive right around you, real smart.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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