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A little boy and a little girl are playing in the backyard. They keep running contests between the two of them: running, jumping, etc. The little boy keeps losing and he gts frustrated and says, "Well, at least I have one of these!" as he whips out his penis. The little girl runs into the house crying because she doesn't have one. A few minutes later, the little girl comes back out of the house smiling and looking rather smug. The little boy asks, "What are you so happy about?" The little girl replies, "My Mom told me that with one of these," as she shows off her crotch, "I can get as many of those (pointing at the boy's crotch) as I want."
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