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Q: How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
A: Shoot one.
Q: What's an oboe good for?
A: Lighting a basoon on fire.
Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. They hold it in place and the world revolves around them.
Q: What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.
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