Me and my girlfriend got busted once...her mother wasn't supposed to be home until Sunday morning, not Saturday night! So there we were, really getting into it, and Whammo!! the door flys open...."Hi Honey!!" followed by the most violent "Oh my god!" that I've ever heard in my life...heart stopping I say. Her mother dissapeared into the other room, laughing hysterically. I wanted to jump out the window and never return to that house again. My girlfriend talked me into confronting her mother about the situation...(naturally I thought she had gone insane)...so we did, and she was still laughing...she actually gave us options!!! She said, "Well, you two can do one of three things. Come out here and have a drink with me, go for a walk, or go back in there and finish what ya started!" We quickly opted for the walk, and took off. She has always joked about it with us, It was definently cool she made light of the situation, because it could have been a lot worse...If it was her father I woulda be a deadman!
Oh yeah...her mother was completely trashed, which obviously worked to our advantage.
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