WK:
No. It is definitely something.
Krycheck:
Not a roll of quarters. Besides, I don't NEED a roll of quarters.
homerhop:
ewww, why would I want a homosexual bat in my pants? Nope.
Tant:
It is not a gerbil or related to a mouse. Its just not very rodent-y at all.
HeyAgain:
Didn't someone say keg already?
And I thought we all decided it was alive...