cnor: most people in a hospital gown don't exactly have their ID on them anymore. If you willingly come when you call a complete name, and don't protest at all when they're putting scissors to your nuts... I would have to say you qualify to be called a dip-shit.
And a numbnuts
I agree with Miked... Though next time his wife tells him she's pregnant, he won't hear it, so it's all good