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		 Zipfer. 
 
Few years ago, I was on a charter bus going from Munich to a ski resort in Italy called Selva Wolkenstein.  I thought it was pretty cool that the bus driver had a cooler with some drinks and some beers.  Vacation and all, i thought what the hell, I'll have one of those beers called Zipfer.  I should have realized that a cooler for beer was kind of strange in Germany anyway, but I didn't.  Worst shit I've ever had in my life.  The Beast, Blatz, Black Label, Schlitz would all be considered gourmet beers next to this. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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