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The number one thing you're supposed to do before firing any weapon is recognize your target.
Shooting your kid would be your own fuck up and damn near everyone would label you as a retard for assuming a midget in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pajamas broke into your house and banged his head on a door frame.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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