WK:
I took the keg out, and the hamsters too. There is no keg in my pants.
flyman:
I have no money. I'm a poor bastard.
genka:
I don't celebrate easter, and I don't eat bunnies
liquid_dreams:
Why have a toy car when I drive the real thing? Nope.
fhqwhgads:
No badger, they scare me.
spectre:
WK is NOT in my pants (yet)
HeyAgain:
No kitty cat right now. I might squish it.
Tant:
I AM a slab of beef. Man-beef.
Nope, that is not it.