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miked10270 · 08-21-2003, 12:18 PM

Hi Booyah,

Yeah... been there, done that... So you have my sympathy. I know how it can hurt, and how frustrating it is for you - how rejected and inadequate you'll feel just now.

Life DOES go on. You WILL meet someone else. In the long run it is for the best.

Incidentally, as a "New Divorcee" you are required to do the following things more or less in the following order.

1. Hook up with an ex-girlfriend - one that you came close to marrying. Have intense affair which involves jumping into bed too soon. Spend 6 weeks saying "If Only" to her & then dump her as you realise just why you didn't marry her in the first place

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2. Purchase unfeasibly powerful sports / muscle car.

3. Have numerous one night stands including AT LEAST ONE with (i) a female under 21, and (ii) a female over 40.

4. have intense affair with an 18 year old & think you're recapturing your youth. Then dump her having learned that there IS a "Generation Gap" as it slams you right in the face. Still, she was fun and a good ego trip for a while.

After that you'll be more or less ready to settle down again

. Of course, you may want to spend some time repeating steps 3(i) & 4 numerous times, just to make sure you get it right

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Good luck,

Mike.

08-21-2003, 12:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
miked10270 Banned Location: Scotland	Hi Booyah, Yeah... been there, done that... So you have my sympathy. I know how it can hurt, and how frustrating it is for you - how rejected and inadequate you'll feel just now. Life DOES go on. You *WILL* meet someone else. In the long run it is for the best. Incidentally, as a "New Divorcee" you are required to do the following things more or less in the following order. 1. Hook up with an ex-girlfriend - one that you came close to marrying. Have intense affair which involves jumping into bed too soon. Spend 6 weeks saying "If Only" to her & then dump her as you realise just why you didn't marry her in the first place . 2. Purchase unfeasibly powerful sports / muscle car. 3. Have numerous one night stands including AT LEAST ONE with (i) a female under 21, and (ii) a female over 40. 4. have intense affair with an 18 year old & think you're recapturing your youth. Then dump her having learned that there IS a "Generation Gap" as it slams you right in the face. Still, she was fun and a good ego trip for a while. After that you'll be more or less ready to settle down again . Of course, you may want to spend some time repeating steps 3(i) & 4 numerous times, just to make sure you get it right. Good luck, Mike.