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I have more faith in our border patrol than that.
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That's pretty trusting, considering we have millions of illegal immigrants in our country right now.
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Some of you are hunters. I do not call sitting 300 yards away in a bush, waiting for something living to walk by so you can shoot it hunting.
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Then you've obviously never hunted. Oh, and shooting something that is 300 yards away is a hell of a lot harder than you think it is.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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