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From Bob and Tom this morning:
What's the last thing a drummer says when he's in a band?
Hey fellas, I wrote a couple of songs...
How do roadies know the stage is level?
There's drool coming out of both side of the drummers mouth.
And one from somewhere else:
How do you get a base player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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