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uncle phil · 08-21-2003, 03:32 AM

GOOD/BAD/WORSE

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He Looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.
Bad: Because she's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK-47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.

Good: The Teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a man.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: There's 5 guys in line.

08-21-2003, 03:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Three Play GOOD/BAD/WORSE Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills. Worse: Your daughter borrowed them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Worse: You're in them. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a crossdresser. Worse: He Looks better than you. Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Worse: So are you. Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Worse: With corrections. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want. Bad: Because she's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK-47. Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year. Good: The Teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: The teacher is a man. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the same idea. Worse: There's 5 guys in line. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.