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Three Play
GOOD/BAD/WORSE
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He Looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.
Bad: Because she's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK-47.
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
Good: The Teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a man.
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: There's 5 guys in line.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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