1) Creed - Their song is almost good, until the guy starts singing...wait, they have more than one song? They all sound so similiar.....
2) Almost any rock played on MTV, especially TRL. IE: Blink-182
3) Ja Rule - Was almost bearable 5 years ago. Now I'm just praying to god 50 gets some payback.
4) Almost any rock played on VH1.
5) Any rapper who ends a word with two or more R's.
6) John Ying Eastsiderz whatever the hell groups like that want to be. Boring, stupid, pointless, useless rap carbon copies
7) Post-Wes-Limp Biscut, Wes made them almost bearable, until the fucking moron with the red hat starts his generic screaming
8) All pop. If you need a fat guy in order to break into music and have everything handed to you, there should be a law about not being able to do any interviews about where your music is going, what you want people to feel when they hear your album, or for that matter, whatever the hell you think on any topic. WE DON'T CARE. Include that crappy band Puff Daddy is making on MTV in with this too. Speaking of which...
9) P. Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/Puffy/Oops-Is-That-My-Gun? Biggy was good. You suck. You got rich because of him. Now go retire and STFU and stop sending good rappers like Shyne to jail to save your useless ass.
10) Any white guy that tries to rap except Eminem. But Eminem is black anyway, so he doesn't count.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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