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I would always get drunk in college and take For Sale signs in front of houses. I would put them in front of houses that, you'll never guess, weren't really for sale! HA HA HA HA Man was I a genius. I would also steal signs from in front of old ladies houses that said "Don't block the walk" I took them because they made me angry.
My favorite thing to do was to go to the grocery store after the bar and steal ring bologna. I would cook it up and eat it with mustard and horseradish. Yum. One time I went in there to steal some bologna and they had a buy one get one free sale. I paid that time, it was just like stealing. Suckers!
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