A few quotes, short but sweet (but still some of my favorites):
HOMER (consoling Bart): "There, there, shut up boy."
and
HOMER (to Lisa): "I've just about had enough of your Vassar bashing young lady."
and
HOMER: "Ewwwwww, gimme the crab juice." (spot that episode, should be easy)
and
pretty much anything Homer says.
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