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This is a public service announcement.
In their native habitat a single Beltruckus that has acquired a taste for human flesh can kill hundreds of people before being caught. Genetic footprinting pioneer, Professor Sir Alec Jeffreys, is carrying out DNA tests on droppings thought to have been left by Beltruckus just outside of Salt Lake City. Just remember that the threat to humans is greatest when he has been wounded, maimed and unable to hunt his normal prey. Approach him with extreme caution and a piece of your finest cheese.
-GH
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